My Cats are Assholes…But I Still Love Them
So we might be a little crazy. In November 2011, we adopted our first kitty, Melvin Habanero. Six months later, Arlen Jalapeño joined the Ulmanis household. Although both cats could be a little bit...
View ArticleA Cat’s Rebuttal: Pip Shares His Side
After my post about my cats being assholes, Pip started acting a little weird around me. Standoffish. It was almost the kitty version of giving me the middle finger. I had to wonder, “Did I say...
View ArticleHow to Be a Writer in 5 Easy Steps
For those who don’t know (or haven’t read my about page yet), I’ve been crazy enough to call myself a writer for 20 years. I’ll let that sink in for a moment. If you do the math (yes, I know, math...
View ArticleYou’re A Fart Smeller!
In news of the WTF? variety, I recently stumbled on an article titled Study: Smelling farts is good for your health and just had to check it out. The study suggested that smelling farts, or rather a...
View ArticleGuest Post: Procrastination Junkie…Oh Look! A Squirrel!
Ladies and gentleman. Freaks and weirdos. Writers, bloggers and procrastination junkies from all over. Please welcome my blogging buddy, Starr, from The Insomniac’s Dream to the blog today. She’s...
View ArticleFly on the Wall in the Nuthouse
For those who are new to the blog, today I’m participating in the Fly On The Wall group posting with 14 other bloggers, hosted by Karen at Baking In A Tornado. For those who aren’t new, you already...
View ArticleHold My Beer. I’m Gonna Try to Be Funny.
Throughout my life (okay fine, from my teens to the present) I’ve been told I am funny and have a kick ass sense of humor. From fart jokes to witty one-liners to my writing, someone somewhere at some...
View ArticleAdios, July. It’s Been Real.
I know it’s technically July 30 but this is my last post for this month and August is staring right at us. Normally I’d be in “Oh shit!” mode because that means classes are only a few weeks away. Weeks...
View ArticleHow to Be a Better Blogger
Now that my writing mojo seems to finally be coming back, I decided it would be fun to lighten the mood a bit around here. With all this talk about cheap wine and cigarettes, writer’s block and being a...
View ArticleNo More Catnip for Kitty
In an effort to keep our three cats happy and occupied, we do our best to find toys they like or supply them with random boxes to play in. They also get plenty of love and affection from us. A few...
View ArticleScrew Black Friday
My newsfeed on Facebook has been blowing up as of late with all things Black Friday. Everything from where to get the best deals to those who are refusing to participate in the post-Turkey Day madness....
View ArticleDear Santa: A Letter from Marty
Dear Santa, Marty here reporting from the Ulmanis household. Listen, fat boy, we need to talk. First things first: Why on earth did you send me to a household with no human kids? I thought my job was...
View ArticleA Cat’s Rebuttal: Pip Shares His Side
After my post about my cats being assholes, Pip started acting a little weird around me. Standoffish. It was almost the kitty version of giving me the middle finger. I had to wonder, “Did I say...
View ArticleTis the Season to Be Blogging…Or Not.
*taps mic* Is this thing on? I recently read a post from my blog friend, Jennifer, talking about blogging during the holidays. Some bloggers do. Many others don’t. For me, holidays don’t make much of a...
View ArticleI Punked My Best Friend
Raise your hand if you have at least one friend you know you can punk and playfully tease. You with me? One of my best friends (besides my husband that is) is someone I have known for just shy of 14...
View ArticleThe World’s Most Ridiculous Question
What do you do when you’re sitting around scratching your head in search of blog post ideas? In my case, I talk to my husband and bounce ideas off of him. Most of the time, I think his ideas are total...
View ArticleMy Cats are Assholes…But I Still Love Them
So we might be a little crazy. In November 2011, we adopted our first kitty, Melvin Habanero. Six months later, Arlen Jalapeño joined the Ulmanis household. Although both cats could be a little bit...
View ArticleA Cat’s Rebuttal: Pip Shares His Side
After my post about my cats being assholes, Pip started acting a little weird around me. Standoffish. It was almost the kitty version of giving me the middle finger. I had to wonder, “Did I say...
View ArticleHow to Be a Writer in 5 Easy Steps
For those who don’t know (or haven’t read my about page yet), I’ve been crazy enough to call myself a writer for 20 years. I’ll let that sink in for a moment. If you do the math (yes, I know, math...
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